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Editorial

Let’s go Melbourne!!! The NFL is on right now and Melbourne is being reminded how good we actually are! Yes, we have a lot to be pissed off about but this event is great for Melbourne and let’s show how good we are!! Now on with the Daily!

Ladies and gentlemen will you please welcome back to the Victorian parliament the ghost of Christmas past, Adem Somyrek! Yes folks Adem came back to the parliament yesterday to rain in the parade of Ben Carroll and former premier Jacinta Allan as Benny tried to get Labor’s working from home laws through the parliament. But when Adem turned up to cast his vote and when the Libs pulled the pin on their deal with Labor it was boom, say good night Benny. The bill will now be investigated but is unlikely to be passed before the election leaving it in political limbo probably dead, but not to Labor who now look like they’ll use it as campaigning material.

What’s a woman? Well apparently it’s anything the High Court says it is and who are we to argue with them? I mean it’s not like science is a thing so we can only assume now that unicorns are now real, that crime does pay and that anyone with a penis or the remnants there of is a woman. Congratulations Albo and the left in general, you talk about wanting to protect women and girls and now we have men allowed into female only spaces as a legal right. You bunch of fucking idiots!

Moria Deeming who is a woman and who would indeed stand up for the rights of them is joining the Family First Party where she hopes to retain her seat. Will Moira pull it off? It’s seems unlikely but this election is going to throw up some really different results and could well be the biggest protest election in history so maybe Moira does keep her job, time will tell.

Hands up who’s moving to get their free money!! In a speech of interesting turn of phrase US President Trump has said he will give Americans $5000 each of the republicans win the mid terms and keep control of Congress. Trump could be a lame duck in the second half of his presidency if he loses control of Congress but when was the last time the Don cared about losing anything? Regardless though who thinks Americans are getting $5000?

Apple’s new IPhone is epic! The IPhone Duo is cutting edge and I for one can’t wait to get hold of one. Now a long time now Samsung has been the masters in the folding phone, but no longer. The new iPhone duo is easy to use, has a larger screen and very little evidence of the much talked about crease in the middle of the phone. Will it work? Of course it will it’s Apple and as much as they have indeed had their products this new iPhone will against change how we communicate with one another.

Grace Tame, the young lady who has pretty much abused everyone she ever met and who made some fairly outlandish comments about things we have zero interest in repeating has said she’s sorry. Hmmm well too late. See I was prepared to give Grace a certain level of sympathy given I’ve always thought she hasn’t healed the way she should’ve but after her vile comments and attitude in general towards the world I say too late Grace you blew it.

And finally today is September 11th 25 years since the Twin Towers in New York were toppled. Today we remember that lost their lives and just pray we never see such an abhorrent event take place ever again.

With that we say enjoy today’s edition of the Hoodies Daily and we shall see you over the weekend for the Sunday Hoodies.

Cheers

Ben